🏨 Just arrived at my hotel and I’m absolutely exhausted. Very fancy establishment I must say. 🧐🎩 Got a video for you all later. 😉 Prepare to be teased. 🤭😈
2022-08-02 14:07:03 +0000 UTC View Post“❤️ 30”… you get it? Love 30, 0-30….
It means two things, yes the scoring of tennis but also people who are 30 years of age… it’s a thinker you’ll get it. It’s a tennis joke. 😐🎾
SOPPY POST INCOMING! 🚨
This handsome bastard you see before you was me at the age of 21 (8 years ago). And let me tell you, he had at absolutely nothing about him. He was anxious, none of his clothes fit, he ate his feelings, he was scared of social interactions, he felt like a nobody. Sometimes, we have to go through some real heartache and self loathing in order to grow. Sounds crazy I know, but bare with me. I remembered hating myself everyday, looking in the mirror and being ashamed. “You used to be captain of the football team, you used to win the bleep test, you had the best abs, the best flexibility, look at you now!”
Look at me now… Look at where we are now. We did this, we got ourselves out of that hole. We got up every morning, we went to the gym, we got our life back on track because nobody was going to do it for us. There is no knight in shining armour that’s coming to save us, it’s just us. And we did it!
Never in all of my life have I ever felt such a “pinch me” moment. Because, thanks to all of you I’ve never felt so attractive in all of my god damn life. And I owe you so much for that.
Now if you haven’t realised already, I’m a bit of an emotional guy. 😅
So I’ll Brb I’m just getting some tissues. 😭
(No it’s not for wanking…😑)
I’ll end with this, if you had told me 8 years ago this is where I’d be now I would never in a million years believe you, so if anyone is going through a tough time, similar to what I was going through then.
Don’t worry.
It gets better…
I promise.
All my love,
Neil ❤️ X
My outfit for the day, what we saying? 😏💪🏻🥩🇬🇧
Dirty girl slap approved?
Ok, which one of you ordered the beef Wellington? 🥩🇬🇧
2022-08-01 08:11:32 +0000 UTC View PostWriters!!!! If any of you would like me to read out an erotic story you’ve written please message me. I charge $30 but if you’re story makes it onto my page I’ll credit you of course. Let me know if this is a good idea or not. I’m still learning the ropes here 😅
2022-07-31 19:36:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Help me pick a new banner or shall I keep it the same? 🤔
2022-07-31 18:05:10 +0000 UTC View PostPeople keep asking me this! What do you prefer?
2022-07-31 17:31:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Just chilling with my bitch. 🐶❤️
Anyone here watch F1? I’m obsessed 🏎
I’m sooooo fucking horny right now! 🥵
2022-07-30 22:03:01 +0000 UTC View PostAn erotic novel called “David & Geraldine” read by Actor, voiceover artist, and stuntman Neil Smith.
Please close your eyes and enjoy. ❤️
P.s People who tip this fine reading will be rewarded with a firm handshake.
Will be posting an erotic novel reading later today between the beautiful relationship of David & Geraldine (yes I made the novel up fuck you!) Critics have rated it ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “What a beautiful reading” ~ The Sunday Times “I can’t believe how much cum I produced” ~ Jason Statham “Which way to the restroom” ~ Simon Cowell And many more…
2022-07-30 07:31:21 +0000 UTC View PostHello all of you positively smashing perverts! Who’s ready for a dirty girl slap? 😏👋🏻
2022-07-29 14:41:44 +0000 UTC View Post
“What happened last night?! 😳 Did we?!….. Just hugged?! Oh thank god.” 😅🧸
2022-07-29 07:22:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome everyone 😁👍🏻
I’m super new to this so please be patient with me. Thank you all for signing up, I’m blown away tbh. 🤭 I hope to make this the most weirdly erotic/ entertaining place on here. I’m 100% going to get stuff wrong (all part of life) but I’ll learn from it and give you best possible service.
🥂 Neil x
I swear I wasn’t sucking in that much… 🤥🤭
2022-07-28 18:02:53 +0000 UTC View Post
All aboard the gain train 🚂 choo choo!!!!
2022-07-28 17:58:08 +0000 UTC View Post
