What do you call a snowman with a suntan? โ๏ธ๐ฅ A puddle! ๐
What do you call a snowman with a suntan? โ๏ธ๐ฅ A puddle! ๐
2024-06-02 19:26:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? ๐๐ด
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? ๐๐ด
2024-06-02 13:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the toaster say to the slice of bread? ๐ I want you..
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? ๐ I want you inside me.
2024-06-02 07:21:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the sun go to school? โ๏ธ๐ซ To get brighter! ๐
Why did the sun go to school? โ๏ธ๐ซ To get brighter! ๐
2024-06-02 01:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhen it comes to romance, I'm all about the unexpected kisse..
When it comes to romance, I'm all about the unexpected kisses and stolen moments. ๐๐
2024-06-01 19:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did one boob say to the other boob? ๐ If we donโt get s..
What did one boob say to the other boob? ๐ If we donโt get support, people will think weโre nuts ๐คฃ
2024-06-01 13:21:03 +0000 UTC View PostGive me some love with a tip! โค๏ธ๐
Give me some love with a tip! โค๏ธ๐
2024-06-01 07:17:02 +0000 UTC View PostI must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you. โ๏ธ๐
I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you. โ๏ธ๐
2024-05-31 07:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a cow with no legs? ๐ Ground beef! ๐๐
What do you call a cow with no legs? ๐ Ground beef! ๐๐
2024-05-30 07:19:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf you would CUM all over me, leave a tip ๐ฆ๐ฆ
If you would CUM all over me, leave a tip ๐ฆ๐ฆ
2024-05-29 07:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostIs there a map? ๐บ๏ธ Because I keep getting lost in your eyes...
Is there a map? ๐บ๏ธ Because I keep getting lost in your eyes. ๐
2024-05-28 07:27:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did one ocean say to the other ocean? ๐ Nothing, they j..
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? ๐ Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
2024-05-27 07:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wish you could join in on the fun, leave a tip to let..
If you wish you could join in on the fun, leave a tip to let me know ๐
2024-05-26 07:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber. ๐ฅ
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber. ๐ฅ
2024-05-25 07:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostI'm friends with all the planets, but the sun and I are star..
I'm friends with all the planets, but the sun and I are star-crossed lovers. ๐๐โค๏ธ
2024-05-24 07:21:02 +0000 UTC View PostI love a good surprise, Surprise me by dropping a tip ๐ฒโฅ
I love a good surprise, Surprise me by dropping a tip ๐ฒโฅ
2024-05-23 07:28:07 +0000 UTC View PostIs your dad a baker? ๐ฅ Because you're a cutie pie. ๐
Is your dad a baker? ๐ฅ Because you're a cutie pie. ๐
2024-05-22 07:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the bicycle fall over? ๐ฒ It was two-tired! ๐
Why did the bicycle fall over? ๐ฒ It was two-tired! ๐
2024-05-21 07:21:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wish you could play with my kitty, drop a tippy ๐ฑ
If you wish you could play with my kitty, drop a tippy ๐ฑ
2024-05-20 07:38:03 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a parking ticket? ๐ซ Because you've got 'Fine' writte..
Are you a parking ticket? ๐ซ Because you've got 'Fine' written all over you. ๐
2024-05-19 07:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a bear with no teeth? ๐ป A gummy bear! ๐ฌ๐
What do you call a bear with no teeth? ๐ป A gummy bear! ๐ฌ๐
2024-05-18 07:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostIs your dad an artist? ๐จ Because you're a masterpiece. ๐
Is your dad an artist? ๐จ Because you're a masterpiece. ๐
2024-05-16 07:22:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? ๐ In case he go..
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? ๐ In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
2024-05-15 07:22:03 +0000 UTC View PostWant to make my day? ๐ a tip surprise would do it!
Want to make my day? ๐ a tip surprise would do it!
2024-05-14 07:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a magician? โจ Because whenever I look at you, everyo..
Are you a magician? โจ Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. ๐
2024-05-13 07:32:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy don't oysters donate to charity? ๐ฆช Because they are shel..
Why don't oysters donate to charity? ๐ฆช Because they are shellfish! ๐ค
2024-05-12 07:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling happy? A virtual high-five with a tip ๐ค would be gre..
Feeling happy? A virtual high-five with a tip ๐ค would be great
2024-05-11 07:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostDo you have a name, or can I call you mine? ๐
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? ๐
2024-05-10 07:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a fake noodle? ๐ An impasta! ๐คฃ
What do you call a fake noodle? ๐ An impasta! ๐คฃ
2024-05-09 07:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostWant to make my day? ๐ tipping would be amazing
Want to make my day? ๐ tipping would be amazing
2024-05-08 07:33:02 +0000 UTC View Post
