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2024-01-27 05:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Two fish swim into a wall. The one fish looks at the other and says, "dam."
2024-01-27 04:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
The man who invented knock knock jokes should get a no-bell prize.
2024-01-27 00:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
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2024-01-26 23:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post
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2024-01-26 22:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
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2024-01-26 21:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post
I once did a theatrical performance about puns. it was a play on words
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Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!
2024-01-26 19:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population? A. Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.
2024-01-26 18:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Why was King Arthur's army too tired to fight? A. It had too many sleepless knights.
2024-01-26 17:00:31 +0000 UTC View Post
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2024-01-26 16:00:29 +0000 UTC View Post
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