do you want to get rid of your soul? @floraartist will take it happily from you 😏 **ps: reading her bio has extras hidden🤫** #ad (sample time is over on @floraartist)
2023-07-15 15:00:31 +0000 UTC View Post
I think you need this redhead in your life !! **can't believe how naughty @floraartist gets on her page !!** also read her bio for an extra surprise 🤫 (free sample time on @fffloraartist) #ad
2023-07-15 03:00:46 +0000 UTC View Post
do you want to get rid of your soul? @floraartist will take it happily from you 😏 **ps: reading her bio has extras hidden🤫** (sample time is over on @fffloraartist) #ad
2023-07-14 23:00:54 +0000 UTC View Post
You make me errupt like the Cinnabar Island volcano.
2023-07-14 22:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Had such a rubbish night sleep last night 🌙
2023-07-14 19:00:44 +0000 UTC View Post
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something
2023-07-14 18:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
My computer server never goes down, but I do.
2023-07-14 14:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Did the Ruin Serpent’s hitbox just collide with my body and fling me 500 feet into the air? Cause I must be in heaven.
2023-07-14 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
You're My Favorite Parasite... No, Wait, Ringworm's My Favorite Parasite, You're My Second-Favorite Parasite... I Lied. Ringworm, Then, Rats With The Plague, Then You.
2023-07-14 06:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice.
2023-07-14 05:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
2023-07-14 04:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey boy, are you Elden ring? Because you are real!
2023-07-14 03:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey baby, are you Skolas? Cuz I've been hunting you down.
2023-07-14 02:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If you were a pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle, cause you make me wet!
2023-07-14 00:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Damn, you’re too hot to warm my cold heart.
2023-07-13 23:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Alabama.” “Anybody with you?” “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
2023-07-13 22:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
***WHEEL OF WHORETUNE*** 💜 1 spin for $10 🍑 6 spins for $50 Lots of fun prizes up for grabs!
2023-07-13 19:16:26 +0000 UTC View Post
I know a bunch of good jokes about umbrellas, but they usually go over people’s heads.
2023-07-13 18:02:38 +0000 UTC View Post
I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills. Those were Goodyears
2023-07-13 14:04:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, are you Lumine? Because I can be Lu and you can be Mine!
2023-07-13 10:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry about your knee. I was aiming for your heart.
2023-07-13 06:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you Genshin? Cause you keep me awake at night!
2023-07-13 05:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
When you're gone I feel like Xemnas. Because I'm nobody without you.
2023-07-13 04:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
I slayed a dragon once. Now watch me slay your virginity.
2023-07-13 03:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Boy, I'd share a paopu with you any day.
2023-07-13 02:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
2023-07-13 01:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden, but how am I supposed to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
2023-07-13 00:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
