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2023-06-11 21:57:21 +0000 UTC View Post
How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist.
2023-06-11 14:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostA cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.
2023-06-11 06:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostYou have to be made of Skooma, cause I just got hooked on you.
2023-06-11 05:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a geo? I want you because you are down to earth.
2023-06-11 04:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostGenerate my orbs, and I’ll unload some elemental burst to blow your mind.
2023-06-11 03:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostIt's time we evened up the odds in our favor.
2023-06-11 02:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostHow did Harry Potter get down the hill? "Walking. JK! Rowling”
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2023-06-10 23:13:26 +0000 UTC View PostGood night and if you dream of me, remember I like it rough.
2023-06-10 22:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostI got the Runes, You got the Stones. Let's do it on the Smithing Table.
2023-06-10 18:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostI lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
2023-06-10 14:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostCrash! The generators, shoot them down. Looks like Neo's using them to make the tornadoes!
2023-06-10 10:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum? "A meltdown."
2023-06-10 06:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? A glad-he-ate-her.
2023-06-10 05:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostHave you been sitting on a grindstone because your ass is superior.
2023-06-10 04:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostDid you use CONFUSE RAY?, cuz your making me dizzy.
2023-06-10 03:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostI don't have much underboob, but I do my breast anyway
2023-06-10 02:31:09 +0000 UTC View PostWhy does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died.
2023-06-10 02:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostYou make my Gyrados HYDROPUMP!
2023-06-10 01:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's long and hard and full of semen? A submarine.
2023-06-09 22:00:30 +0000 UTC View PostJust watched a bunch of crows inspect their deceased mate in the woods. Its a *murder investigation*
2023-06-09 18:35:34 +0000 UTC View Postlet me enter your dreadnaught babe
2023-06-09 18:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostI just want you to be happy. And naked.
2023-06-09 14:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostYou must be a Charmander because you're getting me hot. 🥵
2023-06-09 10:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostFor some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
2023-06-09 06:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostDo you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.
2023-06-09 05:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post