Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew ove..
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.
2023-05-18 03:01:50 +0000 UTC View Post
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My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, becaus..
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
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2023-05-18 01:30:05 +0000 UTC View PostYou’re hotter than a Bunsen burner.
You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner.
2023-05-18 01:02:09 +0000 UTC View PostAre you an Elder Scroll? Because looking at you drives me cr..
Are you an Elder Scroll? Because looking at you drives me crazy!
2023-05-18 00:01:58 +0000 UTC View PostHey baby, can my patrol enter your Hidden Valley?
Hey baby, can my patrol enter your Hidden Valley?
2023-05-17 23:02:16 +0000 UTC View PostWho's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who..
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
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2023-05-17 19:53:35 +0000 UTC View PostThey say that during sex you burn off as many calories as ru..
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?
2023-05-17 18:01:42 +0000 UTC View PostAre you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.
2023-05-17 14:02:07 +0000 UTC View PostHave you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds ..
Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet. 😉
2023-05-17 10:02:13 +0000 UTC View PostDear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
2023-05-17 06:02:15 +0000 UTC View PostWanna go Pokemon hunting tonight? Because I wanna catch a pi..
Wanna go Pokemon hunting tonight? Because I wanna catch a pikachu (peek-at-chu)!
2023-05-17 05:02:34 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the toaster say to the slice of bread? I want you i..
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? I want you inside me. 🥵
2023-05-17 04:02:39 +0000 UTC View PostThe strength to stand alone, Aloy, is the strength to make a..
The strength to stand alone, Aloy, is the strength to make a stand. To serve a purpose greater than yourself. That is the lesson you must learn.
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2023-05-17 02:30:54 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the elephant say to the naked man? "How do you brea..
What did the elephant say to the naked man? "How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
2023-05-17 02:02:15 +0000 UTC View PostYou seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time..
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
2023-05-17 01:02:16 +0000 UTC View PostAre you the door to Vault 101? Because you showed me a whole..
Are you the door to Vault 101? Because you showed me a whole new world
2023-05-17 00:02:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you a member of the Thieves Guild, because you stole my ..
Are you a member of the Thieves Guild, because you stole my heart. 💕
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2023-05-16 22:28:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a factory that makes okay products? A sati..
What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
2023-05-16 22:02:35 +0000 UTC View PostJinkies Fred, I didn't see you there 😌
Jinkies Fred, I didn't see you there 😌
2023-05-16 21:35:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I'd ..
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you
2023-05-16 18:01:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Are u with the dark brotherhood? Because, baby, I never saw ..
Are u with the dark brotherhood? Because, baby, I never saw you coming.
2023-05-16 14:02:25 +0000 UTC View PostIf sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong ...
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong ...
2023-05-16 10:02:50 +0000 UTC View Post
