Toe-tally in control π
Toe-tally in control π
2023-04-24 21:37:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh deer! Seems someone has the horn π
2023-04-24 20:48:02 +0000 UTC View PostLike butter wouldn't melt π§
2023-04-24 19:16:04 +0000 UTC View Post*writes politicians in Death Note*
2023-04-24 19:03:03 +0000 UTC View PostGet someone who looks at you the way I look at sugary food
2023-04-24 18:53:29 +0000 UTC View PostI have a joke about hunting for fossils, maybe you'd dig it
2023-04-24 13:30:52 +0000 UTC View PostMe in between talking to any of you
2023-04-24 01:31:17 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a guy *without* a spade on his head? Doug-las
2023-04-23 23:25:12 +0000 UTC View PostJust checking the carpet pile out
2023-04-23 21:40:16 +0000 UTC View PostAre we a match? toss me $10 to take my BOYFRIEND test and you'll receive a naughty treat as well π€
2023-04-23 20:31:28 +0000 UTC View PostDuring my 9 to 5, I'm thinking 6 and 9s
2023-04-23 16:34:23 +0000 UTC View PostIs becoming vegetarian a huge missed steak? π
2023-04-23 16:33:47 +0000 UTC View Postdo you like anime? what was your first?
2023-04-23 12:45:44 +0000 UTC View PostI dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. It was just a Fanta sea. π
2023-04-22 20:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostI lost my mood ring, and I don't know how I'm feeling about that. π
2023-04-22 19:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostNo, I'm not Brunette... I'm Emma. π³
2023-04-22 18:18:02 +0000 UTC View PostYou don't like buns? Sorry 'bout that. Β―\(γ)/Β―
2023-04-22 17:17:01 +0000 UTC View PostI know you're used to see me naked but I also serve looks
2023-04-22 16:14:02 +0000 UTC View PostI'm starting to believe I'm Medusa cos I'm always making you rock hard. π
2023-04-22 15:12:04 +0000 UTC View Post#### Collect moments, not things. π
2023-04-22 14:09:05 +0000 UTC View PostI had a standoff with my underwear, it's always a brief moment π
2023-04-22 13:07:06 +0000 UTC View PostI have an adventure for you to join, mate
2023-04-22 12:20:21 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's up? Ready for a 1x1? π
2023-04-22 11:55:48 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the coffee tell his date? You're brew-tiful.
2023-04-21 21:13:20 +0000 UTC View PostA book just fell on my headβ¦ Iβve only got myshelf to blame. π©
2023-04-21 20:45:29 +0000 UTC View PostWhat would you call a fish with a missing eye? A fsh, probably. π
2023-04-21 20:34:12 +0000 UTC View Post