Worry less, you know how to release the tension.
Worry less, you know how to release the tension.
2023-04-16 13:30:39 +0000 UTC View Post
emmahircine posts
Life hack: if you sleep till noon you only have to pay for t..
Life hack: if you sleep till noon you only have to pay for two meals instead of three. 🤓
2023-04-16 12:03:39 +0000 UTC View PostI have a new game but I need your joystick to play. 😛
I have a new game but I need your joystick to play. 😛
2023-04-16 10:30:34 +0000 UTC View PostHow many apples grow on a tree? All of them. 😅
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them. 😅
2023-04-16 09:03:36 +0000 UTC View PostLife gave you lemons? Throw them away, you only need me. 😛
Life gave you lemons? Throw them away, you only need me. 😛
2023-04-16 07:30:46 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does the moon put on her toast? Space jam.
What does the moon put on her toast? Space jam.
2023-04-16 06:04:16 +0000 UTC View Post
“Morning wood”? What’s that? 😳
“Morning wood”? What’s that? 😳
2023-04-16 03:06:41 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s clearly your mind seeing things, I’m not posting my but..
It’s clearly your mind seeing things, I’m not posting my butt
2023-04-16 01:31:34 +0000 UTC View PostDreams don’t have expiration dates. Keep dreaming of me!
Dreams don’t have expiration dates. Keep dreaming of me!
2023-04-15 21:30:34 +0000 UTC View Post
When nothing goes right, go left instead.
When nothing goes right, go left instead.
2023-04-15 19:30:29 +0000 UTC View PostFinancial advice: don't put all your cash into an origami bu..
Financial advice: don't put all your cash into an origami business. It'll fold.
2023-04-15 18:30:27 +0000 UTC View PostMy friend’s bakery burned down. Now his business is toast.
My friend’s bakery burned down. Now his business is toast.
2023-04-15 17:30:57 +0000 UTC View PostYou know how I like to be treated, don't you?
You know how I like to be treated, don't you?
2023-04-15 15:30:48 +0000 UTC View PostI'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to pu..
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
2023-04-15 14:04:14 +0000 UTC View Post
If you're doing the best you can then that's amazing, and if..
If you're doing the best you can then that's amazing, and if you're just surviving then that's also amazing
2023-04-15 09:04:39 +0000 UTC View PostHome is where the good snacks are
Home is where the good snacks are
2023-04-15 07:31:17 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a dinosaur with a strap on? Pegosaurus Rex
What do you call a dinosaur with a strap on? Pegosaurus Rex
2023-04-15 06:31:17 +0000 UTC View PostAnswered the door in my bath robe today... Funny place for a..
Answered the door in my bath robe today... Funny place for a door.
2023-04-15 05:23:00 +0000 UTC View PostPOV, you're the spider in the corner of my room watching me ..
POV, you're the spider in the corner of my room watching me make content 😆
2023-04-15 04:31:16 +0000 UTC View Post
What my phone charger sees when I'm hunting for it
What my phone charger sees when I'm hunting for it
2023-04-15 02:07:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey look, it's my birthday suit 😆 see you in 5 minutes for t..
Hey look, it's my birthday suit 😆 see you in 5 minutes for the live!
2023-04-14 21:55:12 +0000 UTC View Post
I am in love with this outfit 😍
I am in love with this outfit 😍
2023-04-14 20:30:48 +0000 UTC View Post
