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You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts... i..

You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force.

2023-04-10 03:31:23 +0000 UTC View Post

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold ont..

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.

2023-04-10 02:31:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Me: "Remember when I rubbed you out?" Genie: "Don't say it ..

Me: "Remember when I rubbed you out?" Genie: "Don't say it like that..."

2023-04-10 01:04:26 +0000 UTC View Post

#### What do tofu and dildos have in common? They're both me..

#### What do tofu and dildos have in common? They're both meat substitutes.

2023-04-09 23:31:00 +0000 UTC View Post

If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man doe..

If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it… He's gay, definitely gay.

2023-04-09 22:45:03 +0000 UTC View Post

When life gives you lemons, throw it back and ask for nudes ..

When life gives you lemons, throw it back and ask for nudes 😇

2023-04-09 17:30:47 +0000 UTC View Post

Show me the bunny 🐰🤑

2023-04-09 16:30:48 +0000 UTC View Post

Have a Hoppy Easter 🐣

2023-04-09 15:44:33 +0000 UTC View Post

The biggest difference between men and women is what comes t..

The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used.

2023-04-09 14:03:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Spin the Wheel 🐣 Spin the wheel & land on a letter 🪺 ..

***Spin the Wheel*** 🐣 Spin the wheel & land on a letter 🪺 Each letter has a special prize 🥚Max 3 spins, if you reach the end you get a basket full of goodies 😉 *1 Spin for $10 or 3 for $25*

2023-04-09 12:55:02 +0000 UTC View Post

I was masturbating today and my hand fell asleep - that's go..

I was masturbating today and my hand fell asleep - that's got to be the ultimate rejection.

2023-04-09 12:30:37 +0000 UTC View Post

Did you know that if you hold your ear up to a strangers leg..

Did you know that if you hold your ear up to a strangers leg you can actually hear them say "what the fuck are you doing?

2023-04-09 11:03:25 +0000 UTC View Post

How should you like to punish me for my misdeeds? *includes..

How should you like to punish me for my misdeeds? *includes 21min video*

2023-04-09 10:11:42 +0000 UTC View Post

Owls always look like they just saw a penis for the first ti..

Owls always look like they just saw a penis for the first time.

2023-04-09 09:30:41 +0000 UTC View Post

### How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in yo..

### How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

2023-04-09 08:04:23 +0000 UTC View Post

🌷 𝙃𝙤𝙥𝙥𝙮 𝙀𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙢𝙮 𝙥𝙚𝙚𝙥𝙨 🌷

2023-04-09 06:30:41 +0000 UTC View Post

I whip my hare 🐰back and forth

2023-04-09 05:04:35 +0000 UTC View Post

My puns are very bunny 🤪🐰🌷

2023-04-09 03:26:26 +0000 UTC View Post

How cheeky of me

2023-04-08 22:05:18 +0000 UTC View Post

Where did the Sith go to get their robes? The shopping maul

2023-04-08 20:30:41 +0000 UTC View Post

One like = one butt patt Pat? Patt? Pat. One but pat? No. ..

One like = one butt patt Pat? Patt? Pat. One but pat? No. Butt. Pat. English is hard.

2023-04-08 19:14:08 +0000 UTC View Post

#### What do you call an important English snake? Sir Pent

2023-04-08 17:53:06 +0000 UTC View Post

HUNT WITH HIRCINE What is that bad bunny up to now? ..

***HUNT WITH HIRCINE*** *What is that bad bunny up to now?* 🥚Tip the post for the map 🐣 Answer correctly for a bonus prize 🪺 All entries guaranteed a *XXX video*

2023-04-08 17:03:05 +0000 UTC View Post