Pretty in pink
Pretty in pink
2023-03-24 20:30:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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If poison ivy was into lingerie, I reckon this would be the ..
If poison ivy was into lingerie, I reckon this would be the set she'd choose
2023-03-24 14:39:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you know I used to be a personal trainer? Then I gave my..
Did you know I used to be a personal trainer? Then I gave my *too weak* notice
2023-03-23 20:35:02 +0000 UTC View PostHave you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I ..
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist
2023-03-23 19:34:03 +0000 UTC View PostA guy walks into a bar...and was disqualified from the limbo..
A guy walks into a bar...and was disqualified from the limbo contest
2023-03-23 18:31:07 +0000 UTC View Post
***NAME YOUR CHAMPION*** ❤️ Sir Dixalot of Cameltoe 💙 Sir S..
***NAME YOUR CHAMPION*** ❤️ Sir Dixalot of Cameltoe 💙 Sir Spankalot of Assria *all entries guaranteed a prize seeing as you bribed the officiator*
2023-03-23 13:55:41 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling like a pastel princess today ✨️
Feeling like a pastel princess today ✨️
2023-03-23 13:17:10 +0000 UTC View PostMe massaging my jaw after the glockglock
Me massaging my jaw after the glockglock
2023-03-23 09:56:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Someone told me that I should write a book. I said, "that's ..
Someone told me that I should write a book. I said, "that's a novel concept"
2023-03-22 22:04:05 +0000 UTC View Post
It's Wednesday but fuck it, ***NAKED TAROT*** is back! 🃏 3..
It's Wednesday but fuck it, ***NAKED TAROT*** is back! 🃏 3-5 min nude rating of your 7 days ahead *please allow 48h for sending*
2023-03-22 21:15:36 +0000 UTC View PostMy boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
2023-03-22 20:11:28 +0000 UTC View PostA rather heavy book fell on my head the other day. I only ha..
A rather heavy book fell on my head the other day. I only have my shelf to blame.
2023-03-22 19:04:40 +0000 UTC View PostSadly got fired from my job as a set designer, I left withou..
Sadly got fired from my job as a set designer, I left without making a scene
2023-03-22 18:04:34 +0000 UTC View PostIf a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages?
If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages?
2023-03-22 17:05:54 +0000 UTC View PostAtheism is a non-prophet organisation.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
2023-03-22 15:58:03 +0000 UTC View Post
In the morning my stomach looks amazing but by the time I've..
In the morning my stomach looks amazing but by the time I've eaten I look like a little pile of dough haha
2023-03-22 13:57:02 +0000 UTC View Post
