pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
2023-02-20 05:14:17 +0000 UTC View Post
emmahircine posts
this spread is called the where’s your head at?
this spread is called the where’s your head at?
2023-02-20 04:10:32 +0000 UTC View Postfeeling like a flamingo cat right meow
feeling like a flamingo cat right meow
2023-02-20 03:11:55 +0000 UTC View Postit seems I’ve lost my seashells, might need to find my b-she..
it seems I’ve lost my seashells, might need to find my b-shells instead 🐚🧜♀️
2023-02-20 02:11:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Today's been a long one, how are you faring?
Today's been a long one, how are you faring?
2023-02-19 22:57:58 +0000 UTC View Postwould you call this straight laced? 😏
would you call this straight laced? 😏
2023-02-19 21:10:23 +0000 UTC View PostI used to care what others thought of my gaming obsession, b..
I used to care what others thought of my gaming obsession, but then I took an arrow to the knee 🏹
2023-02-19 18:11:40 +0000 UTC View PostI gave myself a wedgie for your personal enjoyment, are we e..
I gave myself a wedgie for your personal enjoyment, are we entertained?
2023-02-19 17:13:16 +0000 UTC View Postin the 5th–6th century BC, the heart shape was used to repre..
in the 5th–6th century BC, the heart shape was used to represent the heart-shaped fruit of the plant silphium, a plant possibly used as a contraceptive and an aphrodisiac - does my heart-shaped bum give you a *heart on*?
2023-02-19 16:10:51 +0000 UTC View Postthis is my favourite outfit, I can’t take insults though as ..
this is my favourite outfit, I can’t take insults though as I have thin skin
2023-02-19 15:10:27 +0000 UTC View Postwhat would your reaction be if I told you a joke about chemi..
what would your reaction be if I told you a joke about chemistry?
2023-02-19 13:29:49 +0000 UTC View Postso glad I’m not an ill boat as I’m not fond of docs
so glad I’m not an ill boat as I’m not fond of docs
2023-02-19 10:16:30 +0000 UTC View PostI feel the need to share myself with you 🖤
I feel the need to share myself with you 🖤
2023-02-19 08:12:42 +0000 UTC View Post
looks like I caught a foot in my net, better than a tire hah..
looks like I caught a foot in my net, better than a tire haha
2023-02-19 06:12:44 +0000 UTC View Post
“that belt looks good on you,” said the zero to the eight
“that belt looks good on you,” said the zero to the eight
2023-02-19 04:10:54 +0000 UTC View PostI have all the nectar but my beehive is un-bee-leave-able… i..
I have all the nectar but my beehive is un-bee-leave-able… it has no exits
2023-02-19 03:22:29 +0000 UTC View Postmight be a pirate soon, better start searching the second ha..
might be a pirate soon, better start searching the second hand shops for a hook
2023-02-19 02:11:53 +0000 UTC View PostDid you know your pupils are the last part to stop working w..
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
2023-02-19 01:12:30 +0000 UTC View Post# FIRED SCHOOL TEACHER TURNED PORNSTAR @amykupps93 @amykupps..
# FIRED SCHOOL TEACHER TURNED PORNSTAR @amykupps93 @amykupps93 @amykupps93 VIP 🔥🔥🔥 @amykupps #ad
2023-02-19 01:01:31 +0000 UTC View PostI used to run a dating service for chickens but I was strugg..
I used to run a dating service for chickens but I was struggling to make hens meat.
2023-02-18 22:08:18 +0000 UTC View Postthe difference between a numerator and a denominator is a sh..
the difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. only a fraction of people will understand this
2023-02-18 19:07:19 +0000 UTC View Post
I think I was trying to remember if I left the gas on - oh w..
I think I was trying to remember if I left the gas on - oh well, the shot came out excellent and no explosions so win/win
2023-02-18 13:11:55 +0000 UTC View Post
what do you get when you cross a lumberjack and a leopard? s..
what do you get when you cross a lumberjack and a leopard? some kitty impressive hardwood
2023-02-18 06:22:01 +0000 UTC View Post
