I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend i..
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
2023-02-06 21:38:13 +0000 UTC View Post
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If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a pint of water be..
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a pint of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
2023-02-06 20:20:42 +0000 UTC View PostI just found out I’m colourblind. The news came out of the p..
I just found out I’m colourblind. The news came out of the purple!
2023-02-06 19:08:59 +0000 UTC View PostAnyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good mileage. Only driven ..
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good mileage. Only driven from time to time
2023-02-06 18:56:07 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise mor..
I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big Banner.
2023-02-06 18:09:56 +0000 UTC View Postat some point I'm gonna run out of puns, what do I do then?
at some point I'm gonna run out of puns, what do I do then?
2023-02-06 17:53:07 +0000 UTC View PostThey say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
2023-02-06 16:09:13 +0000 UTC View PostStream started at 02/06/2023 03:05 pm Well done team Fox! J..
Stream started at 02/06/2023 03:05 pm Well done team Fox! Just chatting ☕️
2023-02-06 15:57:46 +0000 UTC View Post
This years Fibonacci convention is going to be really specia..
This years Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it's as big as the last two put together.
2023-02-06 08:51:06 +0000 UTC View PostSomeone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet lit..
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet little note on my window that said 'Parking Fine'.
2023-02-06 05:50:25 +0000 UTC View Post
I can make my butt cheeks dance. Fun fact.
I can make my butt cheeks dance. Fun fact.
2023-02-06 03:41:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's blue and not very heavy? Light blue
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue
2023-02-06 02:48:24 +0000 UTC View PostTo whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find yo..
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
2023-02-06 01:45:44 +0000 UTC View PostEnough! The pup has become a wolf. Bow to me, hunter, and re..
Enough! The pup has become a wolf. Bow to me, hunter, and receive true power.
2023-02-05 23:48:02 +0000 UTC View PostI do love a lingerie set or two
I do love a lingerie set or two
2023-02-05 20:59:05 +0000 UTC View Postthrowback to the happiest day of my life
throwback to the happiest day of my life
2023-02-05 20:11:32 +0000 UTC View Post
did you say white rabbits on the first of the month? I'm qui..
did you say white rabbits on the first of the month? I'm quite superstitious haha
2023-02-05 19:07:21 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does 'idk' stand for? Everyone I ask says, "I don’t kno..
What does 'idk' stand for? Everyone I ask says, "I don’t know."
2023-02-05 18:10:46 +0000 UTC View Post
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It ..
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
2023-02-05 17:12:49 +0000 UTC View PostI regularly forget my own birth year, but never forget 00s c..
I regularly forget my own birth year, but never forget 00s commercial songs.
2023-02-05 16:10:12 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell..
Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell? He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.
2023-02-05 15:10:42 +0000 UTC View Post
The bartender says, "We don’t serve time travelers in here" ..
The bartender says, "We don’t serve time travelers in here" A time traveller walks into a bar.
2023-02-05 09:47:08 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negativ..
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
2023-02-05 04:33:20 +0000 UTC View Postbrainteaser for you - This sentence contains exactly three..
brainteaser for you - This sentence contains exactly threee erors.
2023-02-05 03:15:37 +0000 UTC View PostA pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar. No j..
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar. No joke.
2023-02-05 02:12:19 +0000 UTC View Post
