Good morning! Happy Tuesday ☀️. Gotta go to the grocery st..
Good morning! Happy Tuesday ☀️. Gotta go to the grocery store
2022-05-03 15:48:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning! Happy Tuesday ☀️. Gotta go to the grocery store
2022-05-03 15:48:21 +0000 UTC View PostHope your Monday was OK. And you did not have to kick the shit out of anyone for saying 'case of the mondays'. I AM going on vacation next week, but not vacation from you, you can come along with me everyday just like normal. See how Mrs Poindexter takes care of you! Such a good mom, I'm sure you will agree. And oh ya, on requests, a REALLY common one is outdoor pics. Spoiler: outdoor pics are super forbidden, they close girls accounts for doing it. And it's a really touchy subject/argument at onlyfans HQ between models and management, like "what about my backyard? What about my farm? What about my backyard that looks like a forest? What about a national park that's desolate?" Seriously, models get all 'lawyer' on the terms and contract language, and the Company gets irritated, and it's just a subject to generally avoid. (They also made me take down all my hunting rifle pics😥. No firearms! It used to be just "no firearms or weapons in a threatening manner", but they updated it to just no firearms.) Oh! Another funny rule? Bondage: you can be tied up but only one arm and one leg maximum (not two arms though, or two feet), so like one arm tied to bed is ok. I'm not kidding! There's a TON of rules!
2022-05-03 07:43:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhattt?? I'm being sexy, don't you see these stockings! It's hard for a goofy mom...
2022-05-03 03:54:24 +0000 UTC View PostThere. Milfy mom satisfied. For now... Guess I better make dinner now. I promised.
2022-05-03 01:18:18 +0000 UTC View PostMe waiting for husband to get home. It's not a milf's fault for needing sex. Mother Nature just designs us that way or something, I dunno? And this is why I need an "Uber" but for men to have sex with milfs that I can just click my phone. So convenient. (Wonder if men would sign up for it though?😆)
2022-05-02 22:03:31 +0000 UTC View PostOh! So some new news. I've mentioned last week sexting to my BF to set up a date. So we're gonna meeet Friday most likely. Which is good, because I sorta need it. Exciteddd!!
2022-05-02 21:04:11 +0000 UTC View PostIt's your lunchtime. And then I have to be back to work
2022-05-02 20:03:02 +0000 UTC View Post"Nah man, I believe if they said 'someone has a case of the Mondays' they would get their ass beat!"
2022-05-02 19:03:22 +0000 UTC View PostInstagrammy vs. reality.😆 when a mom tries to pretend sexy
2022-05-02 17:58:37 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning. It's a Monday. Oh well. Maybe you can just surf my page during meetings😆. Just randomly nod and say "I concur" and "let's think outside the box" occasionally to make it look like you're listening
2022-05-02 14:25:49 +0000 UTC View PostWelllll...end of the weekend, hello monday yay. Oh well. We had fun. I hope you liked the Live Cam, and yes we'll do more as usual. You set for the work week? Im not. Betty's not. But oh well😧
2022-05-02 06:02:39 +0000 UTC View PostIs it me, or is the Malcolm in the Middle mom actually really pretty to everyone?
2022-05-02 02:25:16 +0000 UTC View PostRub-a-dub-dub, one milfy mom in the tub! Ok, the shower.😆 I was allllll dirty. Dirty dirty mom. You need to help me!
2022-05-02 01:56:54 +0000 UTC View PostIf you missed our Live Cam, here’s the recording. I tried to get all the questions although it can be a lot to talk, read Betty’s questions, make sure cam is working and all that. I think one I missed was on JOI, I meant to answer, and I can do a video like that again for you. If I missed anything else, leave it in the comments here (w/ @professorbetty )
2022-05-01 23:22:51 +0000 UTC View PostWould you like some boobs hamburgers? Live Cam in 30 minutes! Me and @professorbetty . At 3:30pm Pacific time, bring us some questions and blah blah and requests and I dunno…whatever you like!
2022-05-01 21:57:45 +0000 UTC View PostI made more snacks for you. Such a hungry boy ohmigoodness!😆
2022-05-01 20:24:58 +0000 UTC View PostSome commented on my Revenge of the Nerds gif. Secret’s out. I’m actually married to Poindexter here, hence my name🤓😆. The more you know.
2022-05-01 19:13:19 +0000 UTC View PostMy derp face🤪. Reminder! Live Cam at 3:30pm Pacific with professor Betty. We’re having a bbq
2022-05-01 19:06:50 +0000 UTC View PostYou’ll drink to that, won’t you?
2022-05-01 16:36:46 +0000 UTC View PostHere. I made you breakfast. Happy Sunday to you.😋
2022-05-01 16:33:38 +0000 UTC View PostWell my evening took a lot longer than I thought. Family pictures, then went to professor Betty's who was having a party. She's coming over tomorrow, and we'll take some pix and our Live Cam is at 3:30pm Pacific. Anyway...mom chat in this video, and how I'm not a very good girly girl 😆
2022-05-01 06:44:44 +0000 UTC View PostHey! Don't forget. @professorbetty & I, Live Cam tomorrow at 3:30pm Pacific. Bring some questions and chat. If you haven't come to the Live Cams, you can bring requests too - just don't get too crazy or nothing. We're moms!🤣
2022-05-01 00:52:46 +0000 UTC View PostSide boobs? It was a request. Btw, drop a couple requests in the comments here. Gimme something to do after family pictures time shortly
2022-04-30 23:01:50 +0000 UTC View PostLaundry sorta never-ending for me. Got some family pictures later today, chores and vacuuming until then. Oh well
2022-04-30 22:02:18 +0000 UTC View PostMrs Honey chats to my mom, and she's so oversexed, she asked her one day "have you ever been with a girl?", and then went on to playfully touch her and tell her that she knows my mom needs sex, and begged her to just let her service her, and it's a win-win. My mom was all "that Mrs Honey has nymphomania!"🤭
2022-04-30 19:59:37 +0000 UTC View PostFriends helping friends, amirite? How's it look. (w/ @lismuhree )
2022-04-30 19:57:05 +0000 UTC View PostI told you Mrs Honey suffers from nymphomania. Always with the putting things in her mouth.😅 seriously, you have to careful around her or she attacks. She she even goes after my mom. My mom! Can you believe it??
2022-04-30 18:35:58 +0000 UTC View PostConfession: I am not a girly-girl, in this video. Actually, after starting this page, I had no lingerie AT ALL. In a panic, in the early days as many joined to my surprise, I found an old old teddy crumpled up under my bed, dust covered - it's in my very first pics here, that's all I had And, at the mall, the man who recognized me who went to high school with my husband, he also said "and I heard you on Barstool Sports clowning that bitch Karen who wanted you kicked out of Catholic school! Hahaha...A-1 steak sauce on her pussy...classic!". But he used her real name, and I don't in the broadcast story, I asked him "how did you know who I was talking about?", he said "hahaha...EVERYONE knows who you were talking about! EVERYONE hates that bitch. She's literally the most repulsive human being I've ever known, same with everyone." That was somewhat heart-warming, because honestly I dont know much about those people and that group of sad losers, other than what my attorneys tell me in their reports of digging through their internet and financial and historical records in the event of a possible cause of action in court. If you're curious about the Barstool Sports interview, just Google " barstools onlyfans mom takes flamethrower to karens" or something like that. Or maybe I'll post the link
2022-04-30 08:03:58 +0000 UTC View PostWhat more fun can you have? Two needy milfs with a Playstation? 😆 (spoiler: the playstation is just raw baiit to trick you. Shhh)
2022-04-30 06:53:51 +0000 UTC View PostMandatory ass-man pic with Mrs. Honey. She's actually NOT twice my size😆. It's just the camera perspective. But she IS a giantess, yes. And she will eat you up and put you in her mouth whole😂
2022-04-30 01:03:49 +0000 UTC View Post