Oh nooo! Mom stuck in foldaway couch. Maybe someone can come help me get unstuck? Poindexter trivia: today is my wedding anniversary. We went to dinner. Then came home and I tormented my husband that maybe next year I’ll spend it with my BF, just to make my husband crazy with mate competition. He punished me for even dreaming about being such a terrible wife, just like this, bent over our marriage bedrail. You know, trying to fuck the bad-wife-ness out of me😆 (doesn’t work, but I don’t mind him trying)