Why yes, I could you a back massage. How did you know? Ok, my GF, the one I mentioned, we’re going to get her set up (there’s a buncha verification and stuff to do). She’s wild! Omg, she met a guy at the liquor store last night and took him to a hotel. I think she could literally be a nymphomaniac! I thought her lesbian strip club stripper story was crazy, then she drops that on me. Oh, she could be fun for you here.