Okay I'll admit, I've been watching bits and bobs of the cor..
Okay I'll admit, I've been watching bits and bobs of the coronation today haha
2023-05-06 13:09:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay I'll admit, I've been watching bits and bobs of the coronation today haha
2023-05-06 13:09:23 +0000 UTC View PostI just found an origami porn channel, but it’s paper view only
2023-05-05 10:08:16 +0000 UTC View PostI have a photographic memory but have never developed it
2023-05-05 09:08:23 +0000 UTC View PostIt's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally
2023-05-05 08:23:56 +0000 UTC View PostGetting the ability to fly would be so uplifting
2023-05-04 22:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostLong fairy tales have a tendency to dragon
2023-05-04 20:30:55 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something
2023-05-04 19:31:08 +0000 UTC View PostTime flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
2023-05-04 18:44:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhy don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
2023-05-04 16:06:51 +0000 UTC View PostWhy didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.
2023-05-04 15:30:00 +0000 UTC View PostWaiting in your DMs right now! 🌌 ----- @NIKITTACARAMEL @funwithmommy @brandi_raeex @paigeroseuk @sarahfergusonxxx @emma69star @amberjadevip @amberrockslive @lucyloe @emeraldskky @georgiapeachxxx @shayerivers @gaygirlscanada @shpookyseraphina @abbieleex @therileydaniels @Janesdiary @MissHazelHeart @justbeafree @EmmaHircine @maggiegreenlive @lorenonyx @binyvalentine
2023-05-04 13:36:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat is R2D2 short for? Because he has little legs.
2023-05-04 08:07:54 +0000 UTC View PostWhat Star Wars character sells hotdogs? Admiral Snackbar.
2023-05-04 07:18:39 +0000 UTC View PostWanna Leia in bed and watch the films in the right order?
2023-05-04 06:24:06 +0000 UTC View PostIt may not be the Force, but I'm reawakening something
2023-05-04 04:26:06 +0000 UTC View PostUnlike most storm troopers, I won't miss your shot 😉
2023-05-04 03:24:09 +0000 UTC View PostAre you the droid I'm looking for?
2023-05-04 02:23:12 +0000 UTC View PostForget Luke, you can call me daddy
2023-05-04 01:21:46 +0000 UTC View PostWanna spoil me tonight? i'm ready to get naughty with you!
2023-05-04 00:14:10 +0000 UTC View PostLooking for fun in Alderaan places
2023-05-03 23:20:57 +0000 UTC View PostIs that a ***lightsaber*** in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 🚀 $15 for one spin 🚀 $30 for 3 spins *(yes, you get a free spin!*)
2023-05-03 23:05:20 +0000 UTC View PostI've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness.
2023-05-03 22:31:51 +0000 UTC View PostIt's that time of year again 🌌👨🚀
2023-05-03 22:00:32 +0000 UTC View PostA book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame.
2023-05-03 21:58:49 +0000 UTC View PostDon't spell part backwards. It's a trap.
2023-05-03 20:55:50 +0000 UTC View Postthese panties must have been from the London Bridge area, they keep falling down
2023-05-03 18:31:32 +0000 UTC View Post