A wise man once said... Nothing, he only listened.
A wise man once said... Nothing, he only listened.
2023-05-03 17:39:56 +0000 UTC View Post
emmahircine posts
If I was an operating system, your process would have top pr..
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
2023-05-03 15:09:20 +0000 UTC View Post
A day without sunshine is like, well, night
A day without sunshine is like, well, night
2023-05-03 13:07:16 +0000 UTC View PostI like jokes but i like hu mor.
I like jokes but i like hu mor.
2023-05-03 12:05:24 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s been a while. Go check your DMs.
It’s been a while. Go check your DMs.
2023-05-03 11:50:04 +0000 UTC View PostIntelligence is like an underwear. It is important that you ..
Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off.
2023-05-02 23:09:46 +0000 UTC View PostI'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive..
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
2023-05-02 22:09:56 +0000 UTC View PostI stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, then it ..
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, then it dawned on me
2023-05-02 21:15:52 +0000 UTC View PostWhat is the sound of no-hands texting?
What is the sound of no-hands texting?
2023-05-02 16:07:57 +0000 UTC View PostWhat happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away.
What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away.
2023-05-02 15:06:27 +0000 UTC View PostScientists have recently discovered a food that greatly redu..
Scientists have recently discovered a food that greatly reduces sex drive. It’s called wedding cake.
2023-05-02 15:04:21 +0000 UTC View Post*closed now, thank you* 😊 ̶F̶a̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶g̶e̶r̶ ̶f̶..
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2023-05-02 00:03:59 +0000 UTC View PostI just got kicked out of a secret cooking society. I spilled..
I just got kicked out of a secret cooking society. I spilled the beans
2023-05-01 22:12:26 +0000 UTC View PostThe future, the present, and the past walk into a bar. Thing..
The future, the present, and the past walk into a bar. Things got a little tense.
2023-05-01 21:26:55 +0000 UTC View PostI can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I..
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
2023-05-01 20:05:40 +0000 UTC View PostDo you do carpeting? Because I'm looking for a deep shag.
Do you do carpeting? Because I'm looking for a deep shag.
2023-05-01 17:06:03 +0000 UTC View Postan Emma a day keeps the blue balls away
an Emma a day keeps the blue balls away
2023-05-01 09:16:07 +0000 UTC View Post
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
2023-05-01 05:10:49 +0000 UTC View PostTried putting in a new glass window yesterday, It was a real..
Tried putting in a new glass window yesterday, It was a real pane.
2023-05-01 04:13:00 +0000 UTC View PostCould you make me weak at the knees
Could you make me weak at the knees
2023-05-01 03:11:09 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://onlyfans.com/582756838/emmahircine https://onlyfans...
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2023-05-01 02:07:59 +0000 UTC View PostIf I was a book would you check me out?
If I was a book would you check me out?
2023-05-01 01:31:29 +0000 UTC View PostFollow moreingrid if you like geeky redheads… it’s FREE and ..
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2023-05-01 00:38:22 +0000 UTC View PostNot the most comfortable gaming attire, not enough jogging B..
Not the most comfortable gaming attire, not enough jogging Bottoms
2023-05-01 00:31:28 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call a guy with a small penis? Just-in
What do you call a guy with a small penis? Just-in
2023-04-30 19:30:32 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?..
What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself? A tearjerker
2023-04-30 18:30:51 +0000 UTC View Post
