Do you like sales? Because clothing is 100% off at my place
Do you like sales? Because clothing is 100% off at my place
2023-04-30 17:51:32 +0000 UTC View Post
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What's the difference between 'Oooh!' and 'Aaah!'? About thr..
What's the difference between 'Oooh!' and 'Aaah!'? About three inches
2023-04-30 16:00:45 +0000 UTC View PostGoogle is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a senten..
Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.
2023-04-30 15:56:31 +0000 UTC View PostI saw a dildo for sale described as “nine inches long and re..
I saw a dildo for sale described as “nine inches long and realistic.” I thought: Which is it?
2023-04-30 15:55:40 +0000 UTC View Postpastelcoffins is online and waiting for you NOW, she wants t..
pastelcoffins is online and waiting for you NOW, she wants to make you cum! 💕 https://onlyfans.com/cosplaycoffins/c23
2023-04-30 15:51:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhat are the three shortest words in the English language? "..
What are the three shortest words in the English language? "Is it in?"
2023-04-30 10:05:29 +0000 UTC View PostWhat goes in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet? Gum..
What goes in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet? Gum.
2023-04-30 08:30:55 +0000 UTC View PostWhat comes after 69? Mouthwash.
What comes after 69? Mouthwash.
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2023-04-29 22:50:26 +0000 UTC View PostThere is only 4 inches distance between 2 holes. Always sele..
There is only 4 inches distance between 2 holes. Always select the right one.
2023-04-29 14:31:04 +0000 UTC View PostI watched a really sad porn film the other day - it was a re..
I watched a really sad porn film the other day - it was a real tear-jerker
2023-04-29 12:30:38 +0000 UTC View PostMy sensual desires have been getting out of control… But it ..
My sensual desires have been getting out of control… But it wasn’t until I spanked a statue that I knew I’d hit rock bottom
2023-04-29 10:30:43 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's..
What's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's fingers.
2023-04-28 20:06:45 +0000 UTC View PostWhy does a mermaid wear seashells? Because she outgrew her B..
Why does a mermaid wear seashells? Because she outgrew her B-shells
2023-04-28 18:26:25 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is ..
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
2023-04-28 09:31:39 +0000 UTC View PostWho's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who..
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
2023-04-28 08:25:24 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do walruses love a Tupperware party? They're always on t..
Why do walruses love a Tupperware party? They're always on the lookout for a tight seal.
2023-04-27 21:10:19 +0000 UTC View PostThey say that during sex you burn off as many calories as ru..
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?
2023-04-27 20:11:36 +0000 UTC View PostI heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park..
I heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park. That is wrong on so many levels.
2023-04-27 18:31:16 +0000 UTC View PostI went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any.
I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any.
2023-04-27 17:31:57 +0000 UTC View Post#### My friend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I h..
#### My friend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
2023-04-27 16:33:35 +0000 UTC View PostTwo guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
2023-04-26 21:46:25 +0000 UTC View PostI'll let you pick the Netflix show 😉
I'll let you pick the Netflix show 😉
2023-04-26 21:25:14 +0000 UTC View PostWould you gently stroke my face? Or would you just hit me in..
Would you gently stroke my face? Or would you just hit me in the face with your dick and laugh about it?
2023-04-26 16:51:49 +0000 UTC View PostWhere did the Sith go to get their robes? The shopping maul
Where did the Sith go to get their robes? The shopping maul
2023-04-26 12:22:47 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call an important English snake? Sir Pent
What do you call an important English snake? Sir Pent
2023-04-26 09:21:09 +0000 UTC View PostJust getting a few lunges in for the day
Just getting a few lunges in for the day
2023-04-26 08:05:35 +0000 UTC View PostEdible? Not like in a carnivorous way tho
Edible? Not like in a carnivorous way tho
2023-04-25 17:31:09 +0000 UTC View PostI cry in the bath in a face mask and call it self care ✨
I cry in the bath in a face mask and call it self care ✨
2023-04-25 16:31:05 +0000 UTC View PostYou taste like you're bad for me
You taste like you're bad for me
2023-04-25 10:31:33 +0000 UTC View Post
