Sometimes I think I look really happy but then I see my face..
Sometimes I think I look really happy but then I see my face and it did not get the memo
2023-04-13 14:22:02 +0000 UTC View Post
emmahircine posts
Let's solve the mystery of the disappearing sausage
Let's solve the mystery of the disappearing sausage
2023-04-13 12:21:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I reckon I'd make a solid gorgon
I reckon I'd make a solid gorgon
2023-04-13 10:20:25 +0000 UTC View PostWhen you collapse into the bed at the end of the day
When you collapse into the bed at the end of the day
2023-04-13 10:03:50 +0000 UTC View PostMight break out this green set again, I'm terrible for shoot..
Might break out this green set again, I'm terrible for shooting in a set then never wearing it again
2023-04-13 09:29:13 +0000 UTC View PostI had a break from elden ring after I lost 11k runes falling..
I had a break from elden ring after I lost 11k runes falling of a building and fell off again trying to get them back 🙃
2023-04-13 09:08:39 +0000 UTC View PostThat awkward moment when you're about to hug someone sexy as..
That awkward moment when you're about to hug someone sexy as hell and then you hit the mirror.
2023-04-12 15:03:52 +0000 UTC View PostMasturbation always leads to sex. It's a gateway tug.
Masturbation always leads to sex. It's a gateway tug.
2023-04-12 13:08:25 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you make a pool table laugh? You reach into its pocke..
How do you make a pool table laugh? You reach into its pockets and tickle its balls.
2023-04-12 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat colour should I paint my piggies?
What colour should I paint my piggies?
2023-04-11 21:04:08 +0000 UTC View Post
She gave me an Australian kiss. It's the same as a French ki..
She gave me an Australian kiss. It's the same as a French kiss, but down under.
2023-04-11 16:31:12 +0000 UTC View PostThe sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
2023-04-11 15:03:25 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do women and police cars have in common? They both make..
What do women and police cars have in common? They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
2023-04-11 15:03:25 +0000 UTC View PostWhats long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber.
Whats long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber.
2023-04-11 13:37:10 +0000 UTC View PostUnexpected sex is a great way to be woken up... If you're no..
Unexpected sex is a great way to be woken up... If you're not in prison.
2023-04-11 12:27:23 +0000 UTC View PostDoes time fly when you're having sex or was it really just o..
Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute?
2023-04-11 12:26:36 +0000 UTC View PostWomen are like swimming pools – they cost a great deal of mo..
Women are like swimming pools – they cost a great deal of money to maintain, considering the time you spend inside.
2023-04-11 04:30:54 +0000 UTC View PostWas your ass forged by Sauron because it is precious!
Was your ass forged by Sauron because it is precious!
2023-04-11 03:05:01 +0000 UTC View PostWord of the day is Legs. Now go spread the word
Word of the day is Legs. Now go spread the word
2023-04-11 01:48:33 +0000 UTC View PostYou still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and s..
You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
2023-04-11 00:09:18 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a detective? I have some undercover work for you.
Are you a detective? I have some undercover work for you.
2023-04-10 22:52:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? O..
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.
2023-04-10 22:41:18 +0000 UTC View PostNever trust atoms; they make up everything.
Never trust atoms; they make up everything.
2023-04-10 21:10:18 +0000 UTC View PostI know they say that money talks, but all mine says is ‘Good..
I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is ‘Goodbye.’
2023-04-10 19:39:08 +0000 UTC View PostI used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
2023-04-10 18:29:33 +0000 UTC View Post#### You never know where to look when eating a banana
#### You never know where to look when eating a banana
2023-04-10 14:10:15 +0000 UTC View PostI? I Am A Monument To All Your Sins.
I? I Am A Monument To All Your Sins.
2023-04-10 13:57:15 +0000 UTC View Post
