there are five types of people - *holds up two fingers* - th..
there are five types of people - *holds up two fingers* - those who understand roman numerals and those who don’t
2023-02-22 10:22:36 +0000 UTC View Post
emmahircine posts
just running through my to-do list in my head, getting on wi..
just running through my to-do list in my head, getting on with gaming is a higher priority than going to get groceries, right?
2023-02-22 07:12:47 +0000 UTC View Post
did you know it only takes ten tickles to make an octopus la..
did you know it only takes ten tickles to make an octopus laugh? 🐙😉
2023-02-22 04:13:08 +0000 UTC View Postyay Sports Ball! I don’t know what these things are but the..
yay Sports Ball! I don’t know what these things are but they seem fun at least
2023-02-22 03:14:42 +0000 UTC View Postcontemplating whether I need to turn the fan off that’s blow..
contemplating whether I need to turn the fan off that’s blowing on my bum, decided not to - kind of liked it
2023-02-22 02:14:28 +0000 UTC View Post
**Welcome to Wonderland, we're all mad here** 🤪 🫖 Tip for ..
**Welcome to Wonderland, we're all mad here** 🤪 🫖 Tip for your poison, drink it down 🧉 Perhaps I'll make something larger 😉
2023-02-21 20:31:32 +0000 UTC View Postdon’t look for love in Alderaan places
don’t look for love in Alderaan places
2023-02-21 20:14:53 +0000 UTC View Posthave you ever been Touched By an Angel?
have you ever been Touched By an Angel?
2023-02-21 18:23:39 +0000 UTC View Postwhen an eel bites your heel and the pain is all you feel, th..
when an eel bites your heel and the pain is all you feel, that’s a *Moray* yes, I’m singing it as I type it out and I hope you do too!
2023-02-21 16:11:32 +0000 UTC View Postthe devil you know is better than the one you don’t
the devil you know is better than the one you don’t
2023-02-21 13:13:17 +0000 UTC View Postso glad my neighbours can’t see me trying to ride this with ..
so glad my neighbours can’t see me trying to ride this with my arse hanging out 🍑👀
2023-02-21 10:18:55 +0000 UTC View PostGoldilocks says you are just right
Goldilocks says you are just right
2023-02-21 07:11:36 +0000 UTC View PostI’m sure you wouldn’t mind if I sat here, right?
I’m sure you wouldn’t mind if I sat here, right?
2023-02-21 06:13:35 +0000 UTC View Post
my shorts fell down right as the picture took or at least th..
my shorts fell down right as the picture took or at least that what I’m telling everyone. you like my bum? 😉
2023-02-21 04:12:23 +0000 UTC View Postshout out to my fingers as I can count on all of them
shout out to my fingers as I can count on all of them
2023-02-21 03:13:52 +0000 UTC View Postwhat do you call a fox with a green bean stuck in each ear -..
what do you call a fox with a green bean stuck in each ear - anything you want, he can’t hear you hahah 🦊
2023-02-21 01:15:36 +0000 UTC View Posthai-ya! that’s my preying mantis mating kick sound… it’s sex..
hai-ya! that’s my preying mantis mating kick sound… it’s sexy as hell, I know
2023-02-20 22:14:13 +0000 UTC View PostCurrently in an argument with Lounge regarding my undies ord..
Currently in an argument with Lounge regarding my undies order as well as Phreak. Neither have turned up and are being held in a royal mail sorting office. Wonderful
2023-02-20 21:49:37 +0000 UTC View Postwistful stare off into the distance - check
wistful stare off into the distance - check
2023-02-20 20:12:47 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t trust stairs, they’re always up to something 🙃
I don’t trust stairs, they’re always up to something 🙃
2023-02-20 18:12:26 +0000 UTC View PostI’m feeling very much the mage in this outfit or maybe djinn..
I’m feeling very much the mage in this outfit or maybe djinn-esque?
2023-02-20 16:32:53 +0000 UTC View PostI continue to have the internal debate about whether I like ..
I continue to have the internal debate about whether I like math or not and all I can think about is how immature it is… I mean, grow up Math, solve your own problems for once!
2023-02-20 10:17:42 +0000 UTC View PostI took it upon myself to get snake-d after thisss
I took it upon myself to get snake-d after thisss
2023-02-20 07:10:49 +0000 UTC View Postevery daisy is better because of you 🌼
every daisy is better because of you 🌼
2023-02-20 06:12:55 +0000 UTC View Post
